OJD

WARNING! THERE IS A NEW DISEASE SPREADING QUICKLY THOUGH THE World! IT IS CALLED OJD. OJD STANDS FOR Obsessive Jonas Dissorder. IF YOU SUFFER FROM OJD, PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE!

8 Ways to tell that you have OJD

1.You know what OJD means!
2.You know their brother Frankie's and their parnets' full names!
3.You know more than 25 JB songs!
4.You know all their birthdays including Frankie and their parents-Denise and Kevin!
5.You love all three of them equally and think Frankie is so adorable. But you sort of favour one!
6.You can't dislike one of their songs!
7.You would do something so outragous you could go to jail for at least 20 years with a million dollar bail just to meet them or steal a pair of their boxers!
8.And you proudly hang more than 5 posters on your wall of the Jonas Brothers.

55 Signs of OJD

1) Waking up in the middle of the night with your heart pounding so fast because you met a Jonas brother in your dream.
2) Every dream you have has the Jonas Brothers in it some how.
3) You know EVERY single song from the Nicholas Jonas, It's About Time, Jonas Brothers cd
4) You know the ALL the lyrics from the Camp Rock and Burning Up CD, and A Little Bit Longer CD too.
5) You don't just love one brother more than the other, you love them all the same, even Frankie!
6) You know that their names aren't really Kevin, Joe, and Nick, but Paul, Joseph, and Nicholas.
7) In school when a teacher finds you daydreaming, they'll wake you up and say "where are you?? in la la land?" and you'll say "no? jonas land..duh!"
8) You own at LEAST ONE WALL FULL of Jonas Brothers posters and hang them proudly in your room as soon as you get them :)
9) You're parents begin to hate your idea of "conversations" because it's ALWAYS Jonas related. (so true for me)
10) You say awkward as if it's the word "the".
11) You leave messages and comments all over their myspace, youtube, and facebook accounts.
12) Constantly calling into your local radio stations asking them to play a Jonas Brothers song and asking for meet and greet tickets
13) When people at your school make fun of them and call them the Gay Brothers, you defend them and feed them every piece of Jonas knowledge at you fingertips.
14) You're always on YouTube watching videos that others made, just to see the Brothers' faces.
15) You've been to AT LEAST one Jonas brothers concert, and are planing to attend at least one more on their Burning Up tour.
16) When the Jonas Brothers say they like a food, or a certain song, it automatically becomes your favorite food and song.
17) You have at least 20 Jonas Brothers' songs on your iPod or MP3 player.
18) Your ringtone is a Jonas Brothers song.
19) You actually celebrate AND have parties for a Jonas' birthday, and, of course, International Jonas Brothers day.
20) You're DEFINITELY having a Camp Rock party and buying decorations...not for the movie, but just for the Jonas Brothers
21) You've converted your AIM talk from OMG to OMJ!
22) You always find yourself singing or humming to a Jonas Brothers song
23) You've made up songs that follow the Jonas Brothers' songs, but you've substituted the words for why you love the Jonas Brothers, and need to go to L.A. and meet them :)
24) You're willing to drive 3-1/2 hours out of your way to go see the Jonas Brothers leave a building in NYC.
25) Everytime your parents need to go to the grocery store, you voluntarily go with them, JUST so you can go into the magazine section and look through/buy everything Jonas related.
26) Your new favorite drink is orange Gatorade, to go along with your new favorite desserts, pumpkin pie and rocky road ice cream.
27) You've literally CHANGED your wardrobe around to match Jonas Brothers
28) You threw out your old sunglasses and replaced with with Ray Bans and Lacoste.
29) On facebook, you have "bumper sticker" application..and all your bumper stickers are Jonas Brothers
30) The middle sections of all the magazines you get, are gone, because they're all posters hanging up somewhere in your room.
31) You're over 16 and STILL walk into Limited Too only to see if they have new JB accessories.
32) You make a wish every day at 7:05
33) When you hear JB on TV or radio you scream and then hush everyone in the room up so you can hear what the boys have to say.
34) You know exactly which interviews/videos every quote is from. Example: "Look at Nick! He's a stud muffin!" or "I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes and spaghetti out of my fingers"...both quotes by Joe Jonas :)
35) You have a party every Friday night, just so you and your other Jonas obsessed friends can watch the 5 minute Living the Dream episode.
36) When your relatives start dreaming of the Jonas Brothers because you are talking about them 24/7.
37) All your family members and relatives know every single word to every Jonas song because you're constantly blaring their music in your room so loud that they can hear it.
38) You dream about them every night
39) Their lyrics, quotes, and your countdown to their concert you're attending, are the only things in your AIM Profile.
40) You relate any and every conservation with ANYONE to the Jo bros.
41) You doodle "Your name Jonas" all over your papers
42) When JB are on TV, EVERYONE around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose a hand.
43) Losing sleep from buying concert ticket stress
44) They are the only band you listen to...and i mean ONLY.
45) You burst out singing JB songs in front of your non-Jonas obsessed friends, and you don't even care what they think.
46) Talking to random girls (and boys..in some cases) in nationwide Jonas chat rooms.
47) You no longer enjoy eating regular oreos, you ONLY like mint cream oreos.
48) You cry when you hear A Little Bit Longer or Nick's speech.
49) When you hear the word "diabetes" you don't even think of what you learned about it in your health class, you immediately think of Nick.
50) You spend EVERY WAKING HOUR of the first 3 weeks of your summer working on a fan site in hopes of meeting your favorite band (which we all know, is the Jonas Brothers)
51) Even if you love banana's and other fruit you would give them up for Kevin.
52) If your a vegetarian you would consider eating steak if Nick Jonas bought it for you at a restaurant. when you name your pets beautiful so you can say to them "hello beautiful...how's it goin?"
53) You sing their songs in the shower
54) You have watched Camp Rock and Jonas Brothers:Living the Dream more times than it is even possible, you have the movie and episodes on your iPod/MP3.
55) You are waiting impatiently for the boys new Disney Channel Series J.O.N.A.S

You know you have OJD when...

-you order their favorite drinks from starbucks, even if they make you sick

-you try something (food, stores, etc.) just because the JoBros think it's cool.

-you crack up whenever you see a box of corn pops, neck pillows, or umbrellas.

-when you do so, people look at you like you're crazy and you say "its an OJD thing..."

-you try to teach yourself to Jonas Snap....and you do it until your fingers hurt.

-you go around saying random things and then crack up...even though no one else gets it.

-your grades start slipping because all you can think about are those amazing boys.

-you wish you were 10 years younger and lived in new jersey just to have Joe babysit you.

-even though you've seen it million times and can recite it word for word, you watch the Me&Mr. Jonas&Mr. Jonas&Mr. Jonas everytime it comes on.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE OJD WHEN..
You think of Joe when you pass a Limited Too or Payless Shoes.
You think of Kevin when you pass a car dealership.
You know Nick is a diabetic & you cry during "A Little Bit Longer"
You know Frankie is the Bonus Jonas, and you love him as much as Nick, Joe and Kevin. Yes, and Kevin. Not just Nick and Joe.
You know every little detail about their lives such as: Birthdays, birthplaces, ages, full names, favorites, & more.
You have been to more than one concert & know all their songs.
You know what we mean by moose.gorilla
You say B-L-A-S-T double exclamation point dot dot dot
You ask if rice moves, look for directions on an egg carton, and pick up boxes of Corn Pops and scream "CORN POPS BOYY!"
You know who DJ DANGER, K2, and Mr. President are.
You will vote for Nick J in 2038.
You agree with Joe- Nick is a studmuffin & Kevin has a gentle touch.
You buy Baby Bottle Pops just because it reminds you of them.
Your new favorite color is orange black white clear dot red beige.
You answer with choice B, even though its not multiple choice.
You now celebrate the holiday Kwaziggy-Ziggy-Zam.
You pick up XBOX remotes & scream "Im controlling Kevin Jonas!"
You know Joe has multiple identities: Superman & Enrique Iglesias
You want a Hippopotmus for Christmas.
When you hear the words walking on broken glass, you instanly think of Joe falling at the 2007 American Music Awards.
You know what Joe's favorite song is-Crank that Soljia Boy- and you know the remake version-Crank that Jonas Boy.
You can't see your walls, but you can see their faces.
People constantly tell you to shut up about Jonas.
You spend hours watching any JB Youtube video you can find.
When someone says Goodnight, your instant reaction is Goodbye.
You recite random Jonas quotes/raps/lyrics at random times.
You know Kevin is Mufassa & Joe is from Planet XZ315
You run into the street and scream "There's no cars in Oklahoma!"
Your biggest pet peeve is fake fans who think they know Jonas.
You know that Big Rob is for real, and that's no lie.
Your friends stop calling you Jonas Brothers #1 fan and start calling you Jonas Sister.
Your math teacher asks you what "9x9" is and you yell "Kevin!"
When your doing a teen magazine quiz, where it asks about your boyfriend or crush you use one of the Jonas Brothers.
You know all the rumors about them and you know which rumors are not true, and which ones just might be really.
You have made a YouTube account just so you can watch, rate, comment and subscribe to the Jonas Brothers Channel.
You are always sending the Jonas Brothers messages online, hoping they might reply back.
You have sent at least one letter to their fan mail address.
When you need a username for some program, you have to use either 'Jonas' or 'Jonas Brothers' in your name. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE OJD WHEN..
You know what I was talking about the entire time.
PEACE, LOVE, & JONAS